When the protagonist finally receives the confession of undying love from the object of her desire, the quiet moment of tender love is ripped apart by a thunderous, wet fart.
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Amusing Nonsense 
I suppose it wouldn’t matter who did it that point. LOL
I’ve had a lot of embarrassment when dealing with crushes, etc. but thankfully not that situation!
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The fart could even have been from an innocent bystander who ate beans for lunch in an attempt to clear up his constipation. Not that I know from personal experience or anything…
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Those are the most romantic moments. A real test of the strength of love.
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Way to break the mood! 🙂
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Sexy beans
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