When they asked her why she did what she did, she told the police that the items found in her rucksack held the whole story: a blow torch, camouflage jumpsuit, utility knife, and a box of condoms with three missing.
Author’s Note: This is part of the amazing and fantastic Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt. Click the link to check out more one-liners, and then write one of your own!
Amusing Nonsense 