The laboratory’s janitor mopped the linoleum floor at night like he always did, oblivious to whatever those messy technicians were always spilling; his fatal mistake was that he didn’t pay more attention to the green stain next to the torn bio-hazard label.
Author’s Note: This is part of the wondrous Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt! Click the link to find more one-liners, and then write one of your own if you dare!
The bookeeper went through the accounts receivable and accounts payablet, no big discrepencies there. he got through quarterly payroll. But when he asked the CEO about the account labelled “miscellaneous”, an account which appeared to have $8,545,736.00 (at least on paper) about that account, specifically the fact that there was no record of whether that was the company’s money or a client’s money the company was holding in escrow, the CEO just said, “There’s no need for you to trouble yourself with that, Phil”…and Phil’s had the sense that he’s been being FOLLOWED everywhere ever since mentioning the miscellaneous account to the CEO.
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You’re doing good, Cara. Well enough that you could contribute a one-liner of your own…
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Eek!
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I do believe that is what someone said when she saw the remains of the janitor…such as they were.
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Gross! ::nose wrinkle::
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Were you there? You keep quoting people! 🙂
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Yes, I have the magical ability to jump into works of fiction! Unfortunately, it is not something I can control. Especially unfortunate in this case.
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The technicians regarded each other in horror when they realized in the morning that their overnight floor-fermenting experiment had been mopped away; the question now was, how much time did they have left?
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That’s a pretty awesome one-liner!
You’re pretty good at these…certainly good enough to make an entry!
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One line is about all I’ve got LOL
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One line is all you need!
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Now you sound like a dealer… 😉
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C’mon, everyone else is doing it!
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I have done that job… same results… just a slower death
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I felt like that when I was a bank teller.
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ha
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