When asked why he had five human skeletons mounted on his wall, the hunter casually replied, “Those are my favorite trophies.”
Author’s Note: This is part of the spectacular Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt. Click the link to find more one-liners, and then consider writing one of your own!
Amusing Nonsense 
Whomever was there long enough to ask the question was either incredibly brave, incredibly stupid or with any luck a really fast runner.
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Those were just his favorite trophies. We don’t know how many didn’t make it onto the wall…
😀
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Oooh, true. There’s definitely a story there. 😀
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I leave it in your capable hands to write it!
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Hehe. I just might, for Hallowe’en. 😀 Thank you for the inspiration my dear.
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Haha! That’s great!
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Thank you!
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You’re welcome. Thank YOU for the laugh.
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Well every hunter takes trophies, and it’s only natural to have FAVORITES.
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“well, you don’t even want to know where I put the ugly ones!”
How very Ed Gein of you; very “iin season”. 🙂
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I think I’m going to do scary one-liners for the rest of October. My family doesn’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a Satanic holiday that has pagan origins.
I have to get my celebrations in somehow.
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Perfect for October 😀 I think I will use this line in a conversation just for that look on their faces.
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Best. Idea. Ever.
Try to photograph their reactions, please!
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oh, snap
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This sounds just like something my husband might say. Morbid sense of humor and likes to shock people. I’ve coached him to tone it down so he doesn’t scare others away. He’s not a psychopath but other “normal” people may not know that about him bc of his jokes.
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