To all the dads out there, Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for your service to humanity. Raising young people is hard work. There’s no training manual for many of the problems you have to deal with. On top of that, you have to deal with stereotypes that you’re doddering, aloof, and lack any sense of humor.
So take some time for yourself today. Drink your favorite beverage. Watch your favorite show. And if anyone comes by asking for stuff, tell them the corniest dad joke you can muster so they’ll leave you alone.